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Kid Quotes

* I only just started writing these down, and so if you happen to remember something funny they have said that I can’t remember, please let me know and I will add it.
 
LILY:
“Not my teeny tiny toe!” (When her toenails are cut) 2011
“Crunchy like a pretzle, but chewy.” (Her first bite of beef jerky) 3/10
“But Mom, ‘perhaps’ doesn’t mean yes, it only means maybe.” 11/09
“Mom, the next time we move, we need to move to a placer a little bit norther, where it gets really cold and snows a lot.” 9/09
“Do you think daddy will let me get roses when I get married?” – Lily, 7/09
“Mom, I’m going to miss you when you die.” – Lily, 5/09
“Look, Holly built her house on the rock, just like the wiseman.” – Lily, 4/09
“Mom, I need to make a white flag of surrender.” – Lily 4/09
“Mom, I need to tell you something . . .” or “Mom, I gotta tell you this . . ” – Lily, 4/09
“That’s going to be so scary, I’m going to be terrified and hurt myself.” – Lily, 2/09
“After I learn the piano, I think I will try a horn. Maybe the trumpet.” – Lily, Fall 2008
I’m force tickling you Daddy!” – Lily, Summer 2008
“I’m not a teddy bear dad!  I am a tickly little girl.” – Lily, Summer 2008

“I can’t eat peas!  They are too little and green.” – Lily, 4 yrs old

“Oh, no. What do, what do?” – Lily, 2 years old

“Please, that’s better.” – Lily, 2 years old

DEREK:

“There IS kissing in Star Wars!” 1/12

“I think I am falling in Love with her.” 1/12

“For me, Christmas is all about the presents.” 12/11

“What? What? What?” 2011

“That’s why they call me Derek, because I ‘m silly.” 4/10

“But I can’t take three things, I don’t have three hands!” 3/29/10

“He’s not a good person, you are!” (Talking t me about his dad.) 3/10

“But Mom, jobs are hard!” 3/10

“But I can’t eat the red and green things!  They will make me die!” 11/09

“But Dad, showers are too wet!  I don’t like them!” 9/09

“I’m not a guy, I’m Derek Michael Brown.” 8/09

“I said the prayer last night.” summer 2009

“Mom, you need to kiss it better.  Thanks, you feeled me all better.” summer 2009

“Mom, I’m sorry I touched the computer.  It was an accident, and accidents happen.  You see mom?” – Derek, 7/09

“Lily, trash belongs in the garbage can, not in your mouth!” – Derek 6/09

“Master Yoda, I can’t find my cup, but don’t worry, Mom will find it.” – Derek, 5/09

“Oh no, they took it out of my hands!” – Derek, 4/09 (After his cousin took his toy.)

“Mom, can I be good now?” – Derek, 4/09 (Said while in time-out)

“I’m not a pillow, I’m a guy!” – Derek, 2/09

“Who turned out the lights?” – Derek, 1/09

“Don’t be afraid mom, it’s just me!” – Derek, Fall 2008

“Daddy, please we watch a sportscenter show?” – Derek, Fall 2008
“Mom, I need to play a game . . . tomorrow.” – Derek, Summer 2008
“I never play Playhouse Disney games!!” – Derek, Summer 2008
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